:(

Just that one book...

Trying to save the cookbook was unacceptable

Cookbooks: unnecessary in today's digital age

Day 1: 7 rolls of toilet paper, 1 box of tissues.

The Spring of Buster's Discontent

Pretty much every day I come home to some sort of canine destruction. It is a result of severe separation anxiety and severe laziness/absent-mindedness. (And yes I tried to crate him--he chewed out. Yes I tried medicine--no result. Yes I've tried dog walker, more entertainment, more exercise--nothing.) So we're going to document this daily adventure, with some oldie-but-goodies for the lucky days of calm.

March 19---

% of my apartment packed

• 1 box
• 1 winter accessories container

level of accomplishment felt:

• +10,000

How come

as soon as people find out they're pregnant, they purchase a minivan and/or SUV? Transporting a baby is basically the same as transporting a bag of groceries, so why do expectant parents immediately think they need seating for 7?

NB: I'm not pregnant.

Did you know?

Chipotle has child size chips!!!??? But you can only get them in a kid's meal. That's so unfair. Why can't I just add them in a combo without being forced to buy the guilt of a whole bag. I can't wait to have a kid so I can get kid chips.