Setting: mob-front diner, 11am Saturday
On my dress and denim jacket outfit in the mild fall weather (first words exchanged): "Oh, you're really trying to hang on to summer, aren't you!"
On our shared interests: "We have a lot of really unusual things in common. We both like coffee ice cream and have friends who moved away!"
"So here's where I had my extra thumbs removed. [shows scars] I think this one was a stump, but this one was a little bigger. Try finding a 6 finger catcher's mitt for a 5 year old!"
Me: "oh...i see..."
Him: "yeah. it's a dominant trait too. it'd be interesting to see if it got passed on to my kids."
And most egregiously, after the requisite "do you want to try some of my food," he took my BACON.
No comments:
Post a Comment