Sunday, October 23, 2011

And this is why I cancelled my subscription

Read from the bottom up...


you said
8 hours ago
RE:
The emails were exactly the same!! Both times! I guess that makes you stand out...for being unoriginal. The only difference is you spelled your name wrong the first time.


Hey there... Nate, 30, and new to the area. Joined match to make a friend or two and see where it goes. I like long walks on the beach, candle light dinners, and aged bottles of wine. Ha, just kidding. I mean, that is all nice and stuff but we'll save that for later. Give me a pair of jeans, my flip flops and I can make due pretty much anywhere. Maybe you'd like to chat sometime?

Cheers,
Nate
he said
October 11
Hey there... Nate, 30, and new to the area. Joined match to make a friend or two and see where it goes. I like long walks on the beach, candle light dinners, and aged bottles of wine. Ha, just kidding. I mean, that is all nice and stuff but we'll save that for later. Give me a pair of jeans, my flip flops and I can make due pretty much anywhere. Maybe you'd like to chat sometime?

Cheers,
Nat

he said
21 hours ago
RE:
It's something to break the ice.... All the first emails all sound the same. Have to find something that makes me stand out. I'm sure you get tons of emails from all kinds of people.


you said
22 hours ago
RE:
The fact that it was word for word the same suggests that it wasn't personally crafted for me.

he said
22 hours ago
RE:
Now I don't think it was all that impersonal... Cheesy maybe.


you said
23 hours ago
RE: Subject
You sent me the exact same impersonal email 2 weeks ago.

he said
Yesterday
Hey there... Nate, 30, and new to the area. Joined match to make a friend or two and see where it goes. I like long walks on the beach, candle light dinners, and aged bottles of wine. Ha, just kidding. I mean, that is all nice and stuff but we'll save that for later. Give me a pair of jeans, my flip flops and I can make due pretty much anywhere. Maybe you'd like to chat sometime?

Cheers,
Nate


he said
October 11
Hey there... Nate, 30, and new to the area. Joined match to make a friend or two and see where it goes. I like long walks on the beach, candle light dinners, and aged bottles of wine. Ha, just kidding. I mean, that is all nice and stuff but we'll save that for later. Give me a pair of jeans, my flip flops and I can make due pretty much anywhere. Maybe you'd like to chat sometime?

Cheers,
Nat

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